Steven Cloud

"The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion (to which few members of other civilizations [sic] were converted) but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do."

— Samuel Huntington

"As an Atheist, having a christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura."

— Josh Thomas in the final of Good News Week in Australia (via Reddit)

"Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue."

— Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld, moralist (1613-1680)

"They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of ‘30 Rock.’ Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy."

— Tina Fey (via nerdmonster)

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."

— Frank Zappa