Steven Cloud

Pea-Shooting

Pijohos:  "Pea shooter traditionalists decry use of laser sights at annual competition"
Pijohos:  http://www.boingboing.net/2009/07/14/pea-shooter-traditio.html
Pijohos:  i just like "pea-shooter traditionalist"
Steven Cloud:  haha
Steven Cloud:  p.awesome
Steven Cloud:  i think the laser sight is going too far
Pijohos:  i think going to a pea shooting competition is going too far.
Steven Cloud:  haha

Pijohos:  ITCHFIELD, Conn. - Connecticut police have arrested a teen, accusing him of selling marijuana and packing it in a Chicken McNugget box. Police said the teen and three alleged customers were nabbed after a police officer spotted some suspicious activity over the weekend. Police said the teen grew marijuana in his apartment and packaged the dope in McNugget boxes.
Steven Cloud:  McBummer

Cyberspace

Pijohos:  my modem just started working again
Steven Cloud:  excellent. what baud you at?
Pijohos:  kind
Pijohos:  kind baud
Steven Cloud:  haha

Make money.

Steven Cloud:  wanna be rich?
Pijohos:  yes
Steven Cloud:  invent a new religion. we worship a truly benevolent being called gosh. and it's just thinly disguised logic and reason and practical ways to insure you're being a decent person, but we get rich selling the books. we're still doing a good thing b/c the main tenet of the religion is that there are many ways to gosh. it's a post-modern religion in that everyone kind of follows it ironically, but they don't have to outright say they're an atheist
Steven Cloud:  it's kind of a code
Pijohos:  praise gosh

The Cause of All Our Problems

Steven Cloud:  if you could go back in time and wipe out the tribe that went on to form modern civilization, would you?
Pijohos:  nope. i would rule them with my sweet knowledge.
Pijohos:  it's basically this:http://www.ttf.org/images/time-enough.jpg
Steven Cloud:  dang man. you caused all this.
Steven Cloud:  now i have to go back and make them smoke weed
Pijohos:  my bad