Steven Cloud

Toothpicks for the Aged

Pijohos:  I have a severe need for a toothpick. old people like toothpicks more than young people. the youth only enjoy toothpicks if they are cinnamon flavored.
Steven Cloud:  yup. my dad is really big on toothpicks. i find myself picking them up as i leave restaurants these days. i throw them away almost immediately. but as i age, eventually, i'll always have one. i'll keep individually plastic wrapped spares in my wallet. 100% chance of this happening.
Pijohos:  yep. guess what you are getting for your birthday
Steven Cloud:  leather toothpick caddy?
Pijohos:  don't ruin it

Foreverlife®

pijohos: hopefully the RNA breakthroughs don’t proceed and people born well after us don’t get to live forever
pijohos: if we can’t it’s bullshit

Steven Cloud: i would get some enjoyment from, somewhere in my late 70’s, shooting as many smug ass RNA Forever people as I could before they took me out.

pijohos: that’s like MY SCREENPLAY IDEA
pijohos: the HAVE NOTS
pijohos: about people who are too old to receive foreverlife

Steven Cloud: uh-huh.

pijohos: i told you about this years ago!
pijohos: cheeck your history
pijohos: THE HAVE NOTS

Steven Cloud: “Check Your History” is the name of my hip-hop themed educational film strip about Thomas Jefferson.

Pijohos: saw a dude in a prius throw an ipod out of his window
Pijojos: it was DIVINE

Steven Cloud: wow, if you could have taken a picture… that would be our generation’s ‘dust bowl mom’ picture

Favor.

Pijohos: “Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I’m slippin.”
Pijohos: Ok Dr. Dre, I’ll make sure to not contribute to your slippin.

Steven Cloud: honestly dre, i don’t want the responsibility. i got a hard enough time watching my own slippin’.

Pijohos: he damands that you don’t let him slip.
Pijohos: that would be you slippin, to be honest.

The Creator

Steven Cloud:  what if you knew about a guy who created these little mini slave people and forced them to obey him and hang out with him. those that disobey him he tortured?
Steven Cloud:  i'd move the fuck away from that guy
Pijohos:  I'd want ot find out how he can create mini slave people first, to be honest. that sounds really cool.