Steven Cloud

Shark Week

GreggWithTwoGs:  it seems like the best part of shark week is talking about shark week, but do people really watch it?
Steven Cloud:  i never have. at this point, i think i know all i need to about sharks.
GreggWithTwoGs:  like how they live underground and have ESP and lay glittery eggs?
Steven Cloud:  WHAT?!??!

Chat

GreggWithTwoGs: http://jeffgreenspan.com/goodbye-rga.mov

Steven Cloud: lame

GreggWithTwoGs: yeah, not really.

Steven Cloud: i’m glad you find some enjoyment in it

GreggWithTwoGs: no you’re not. that’s just something you’re saying. you love to pick apart people and institutions that don’t mean what they say, yet there you go. i very seriously doubt that you find any joy in knowing that i liked it. that’s bullshit steven.

GreggWithTwoGs: maybe you can grab me a t-shirt before you leave the Hypocrite City gift shop.

Steven Cloud: haha

GreggWithTwoGs: you are a cynic and conan o-brien hates nothing more than YOU.

Steven Cloud: i secretly prefer letterman.

GreggWithTwoGs: word

GreggWithTwoGs:  In the past week, news of Obama's upcoming speech had upset some parents. "Thinking about my kids in school having to listen to that just really upsets me," suburban Colorado mother Shanneen Barron told CNN Denver affiliate KMGH last week, before the text of the speech was released.
GreggWithTwoGs:  so scared. for the kids.
Steven Cloud:  we really need to protect kids from ideas and thoughts. especially in school.
GreggWithTwoGs:  what if my child begins to think differently from me?
Steven Cloud:  the bible says you should stone them.
GreggWithTwoGs:  the bible is full of stoners. surprised you don't like it more.
Steven Cloud:  hahaha

Swine Flu

GreggWithTwoGs:  Only 7 swine flu deaths, not 152, says WHO
Steven Cloud:  i won't be fooled again.
GreggWithTwoGs:  haha

blueberries

Steven Cloud:  blueberry bagels are my new favorite thing
GreggWithTwoGs:  you seem to like blueberries in general
Steven Cloud:  that is true
Steven Cloud:  do you have any blueberry based food?
GreggWithTwoGs:  yogurt
Steven Cloud:  oh fuck you, pal