Beard-Second
Steven Cloud: http://tinyurl.com/5ty2hw
Steven Cloud: The beard-second is a unit of length inspired by the light year, but used for extremely short distances such as those in nuclear physics. The beard-second is defined as the length an average beard grows in a second, or about 5 nanometers[
Pijohos: you need to get a watch that measures time in beard seconds
Steven Cloud: i do have one. it's called a beard.
Pijohos: wow. true.
Steven Cloud: good night.
Pijohos: don't forget to set your beard!!
Steven Cloud: hahahaha