Make money.
Steven Cloud: wanna be rich?
Pijohos: yes
Steven Cloud: invent a new religion. we worship a truly benevolent being called gosh. and it's just thinly disguised logic and reason and practical ways to insure you're being a decent person, but we get rich selling the books. we're still doing a good thing b/c the main tenet of the religion is that there are many ways to gosh. it's a post-modern religion in that everyone kind of follows it ironically, but they don't have to outright say they're an atheist
Steven Cloud: it's kind of a code
Pijohos: praise gosh
