February 2009
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Time Travel
Justin Farren: i accept all time travel theories. im afraid not to, for fear future me rejects giving me a time travel apparatus
Steven Cloud: yeah, when i was a kid, i played by myself a lot (surprise!), and used to try to convince future me to reveal himself
Justin Farren: shit i still do that. i look for me in public places specifically since i know i'd try to blend in
Steven Cloud: haha
Justin Farren: but future me has to be smarter than current me, so he probably knows all my tricks, that son of a bitch. unless he continued on the drinking path.
Steven Cloud: haha
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Seeking Comet Lulin
Cananopie: Around 9 oclock I'm going to go outside and try and find Comet Lulin
Steven Cloud: must be nice to see the sky
Cananopie: well I'm hoping too many Clouds havent rolled in
Steven Cloud: do you have a telescope?
Cananopie: you can see it with the binoculars
Steven Cloud: a telescope is a monocular
Cananopie: No, I dont have a telescope Cloud. Instead of using your stellar power of correction, instead you might have employed the equally talented skill of inference.
Steven Cloud: you mean, you don't have a monocular.
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Tearful Atlanta Cops Express Remorse for Shooting... →
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Empathy
GreggWithTwoGs: you're not right
Steven Cloud: i'm sorry you're not a more empathetic person.
GreggWithTwoGs: why are you sorry?
Steven Cloud: i'm empathetic.
GreggWithTwoGs: you're fem pathetic.
Steven Cloud: haha
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The Rule Maker
Steven Cloud: why do humans seek out this rule maker?
Steven Cloud: well, civilized humans
Steven Cloud: many tribes were a lot more chill
Pijohos: yeah
Pijohos: i think we got smarter.
Pijohos: and then didn't have enough answers yet.
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Beard-Second
Steven Cloud: http://tinyurl.com/5ty2hw
Steven Cloud: The beard-second is a unit of length inspired by the light year, but used for extremely short distances such as those in nuclear physics. The beard-second is defined as the length an average beard grows in a second, or about 5 nanometers[
Pijohos: you need to get a watch that measures time in beard seconds
Steven Cloud: i do have one. it's called a beard.
Pijohos: wow. true.
Steven Cloud: good night.
Pijohos: don't forget to set your beard!!
Steven Cloud: hahahaha
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Mere Humans
Pijohos: why would God even take a whole day to create Light? why not instantaneously create everything
Steven Cloud: we can't understand the ways of God, Justin. We are mere humans
Pijohos: i guess you're right.
Steven Cloud: what we have to do is not question anything ever. god didn't want us to think, obviously.
Pijohos: we don't really need to. where in the scripture does it tell us to challenge the Bible? in fact it says the opposite, so nice try.
Steven Cloud: haha
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“Britons eagerly devoured every detail of her life, no matter how banal. They...”
– British Reality TV Star Set to Die for the Cameras, NY Times
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“Everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it’s not realistic at all.”
– Bristol Palin
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Stepping on Toes
msdeltoro: i watched an episode of the wire. that disc only has two eps on it!
Steven Cloud: dang. long ones? or just the end of a season?
msdeltoro: hour each. first two eps of the 2nd season. McNulty's in harbor patrol now
msdeltoro: him and all the guys on the Barksdale case got demoted big time. cuz they stepped on two many toes...you know how it is
Steven Cloud: just two many? that's not a lot, really.
msdeltoro: hahah
msdeltoro: foo yoo
msdeltoro: i wish there was some way i could demote you!
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Pijohos: whats your problem with the pledge.
Steven Cloud: why do we need it? sounds like brainwashing to me
Pijohos: i could not care less if they did the pledge in class, nor if kids want to abstain. the idea of "under God" is the part that needs to be bounced.
Steven Cloud: give me one good reason we need the pledge?
Pijohos: to know who the dissenters are so we can weed them out.
Steven Cloud: haha
Pijohos: why do we need the flag? or any patriotic symbol or expression? you fucking take the 4th off too hippy. from now on you better be at work
Steven Cloud: haha! i feel the same way about work as i do about patriotism. i'm a consistent mother fucker.
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Facebook's New Terms Of Service: "We Can Do... →
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“You are eight times more likely to be killed by a police officer than by a...”
– Ratios were compiled using data from 2004 National Safety Council Estimates, a report based on data from The National Center for Health Statistics and the U.S. Census Bureau.
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Deal Breaker
Steven Cloud: for me the deal breaker is the same question that was never answered as a kid: who created god? if the answer is 'he just always was' then why can't the universe be infinite?
Pijohos: that just gets you pinched under the table at dinner
Steven Cloud: also, if he's all knowing and all powerful, he created people for the sole reason to send most of them to hell for eternity
Pijohos: you and i are just executing God's Will
Steven Cloud: seriously. there's no other way to be. there is no free will under that belief system
Pijohos: yet that's the basic tenet
Steven Cloud: yet they blame sin on free will. god created the devil to trick us: god = dick
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Jink: A link that's already been widely...
Steven Cloud: http://tinyurl.com/bne6sq (water jet pack video)
GreggWithTwoGs: haha jink
Steven Cloud: :(
GreggWithTwoGs: seen it and fucking blogged it! tumbled?
Steven Cloud: either
GreggWithTwoGs: i'm waiting for the hoseless version
GreggWithTwoGs: Perfect for Boba Wett! Har har!
Steven Cloud: haha god
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See me talk about BOASAS!
Blue Stockings Bookstore - 172 Allen St, NYC Friday, February 13th @ 7PM Presentation: Resistance Through Ridicule With Cartoonists Stephanie McMillan, Ted Rall and Steven Cloud Join Ted Rall, Stephanie McMillan, and Steven Cloud for their latest and funniest. Yup, ecocide, the evil system, resistance, Boy on a Stick and Slither, and don’t forget the cute bunnies.
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Want to be rich?
Pijohos: want to be rich
Pijohos: sorry , RICH
Steven Cloud: yes
Pijohos: athiest toiletpaper. it's scripture on toilet paper
Pijohos: done ship it. we're rich.
Steven Cloud: haha
Steven Cloud: we'll be rich and then we'll get shot
Pijohos: i'll take it
Steven Cloud: me too.
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“If you’re a criminal in China, you’ll want to avoid its new death...”
– Gizmodo via USA Today via Jalopnik
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“A man would only get in the way and I’ve got babies to hold. No man has ever...”
– Nadya Suleman via Wine & Excrement
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No Problems Pooping
Steven Cloud: yeah, i have no problem pooping places
Steven Cloud: see: that hold in the ground in Ukraine.
Steven Cloud: where the flea dog was... or was that russia?
Pijohos: hold in the ground.
Pijohos: that was russia and that was terrible.
Pijohos: i got so close to the dog's face.
Steven Cloud: I found a flea on my leg.
Pijohos: haha
Pijohos: multiple.
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US Airways Flight 1549
Pijohos: that youtube video's comments have derailed into prayer/god discussion. i like it. http://tinyurl.com/dg2xot
Steven Cloud: "God whated to show his protection and power. New York Major said today it was the pilot that did it, not a miracle. well, did the pilot keep all the metal/ wings all things together? NO, God did it. Praise God in Heaven for protections. God did it..."
Steven Cloud: fundies can't spell for shit
Pijohos: you don't need a spell checker in heaven
Steven Cloud: we get to our mansions in heaven and there's an email from god in our heaven computer inbox w/ the subject: "HAY! WELLCOM TO HAVEN!!!!!1"
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