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Gregg
Leonard: An influential Iranian cleric, in a new blast against Tehran's
arch-enemy, told Washington on Friday it cannot stop Iran pursuing nuclear
technology and should not attempt a military "adventure" in
the country.
Gregg Leonard: aww, shucks! no adventures, matey!
Gregg Leonard: and we were going to pull such a fantastic caper!
Steven Cloud: haha
2:50 PM
Steven Cloud: i think we should be like "hey north korea, iran is
fucking your sister." then go to iran and say "hey iran, north
korea called your mom a two-bit whore"
Steven Cloud: they attack EACH OTHER. america's problems are solved.
Gregg Leonard: it's a good scheme. but you are leaving out the part where
haliburton gets paid.
Steven Cloud: damn. it was a perfect
plan too.
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