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02|14|05
The Motherfucking Gates!

Gregg Leonard: An influential Iranian cleric, in a new blast against Tehran's arch-enemy, told Washington on Friday it cannot stop Iran pursuing nuclear technology and should not attempt a military "adventure" in the country.
Gregg Leonard: aww, shucks! no adventures, matey!
Gregg Leonard: and we were going to pull such a fantastic caper!

Steven Cloud: haha

2:50 PM

Steven Cloud: i think we should be like "hey north korea, iran is fucking your sister." then go to iran and say "hey iran, north korea called your mom a two-bit whore"
Steven Cloud: they attack EACH OTHER. america's problems are solved.

Gregg Leonard: it's a good scheme. but you are leaving out the part where haliburton gets paid.

Steven Cloud: damn. it was a perfect plan too.

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